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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Tryke."

"Pissed there isn't a superhero in my town called 'The Human Bee'. That jumps out of trees with a knife in his ass."

"A Dutch guy, a Belgian guy and a Greek guy are sitting in a room The Dutch guy had a joke, but wanted money for it. The Greek guy couldn't pay it and the Belgian guy didn't get it."

"One of these days, I'm going to go fishing for complements. I hope I catch some peanut butter and jelly."

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo and I got lookout!"

"The Id, The Ego, and The Super Ego walk into a bar.... The Id, The Ego, and The Super Ego walk into a bar. No they didn't! Yes, they did! None of this even matters!"

"Honey Boo Boo changes name to Sugar Scab."

"The rest of the Justice League always makes Aquaman eat at Long John Silvers so they can watch him cry."

"What do you call two guys using the same urinal? Peers"