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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call."
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"Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border? To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds."
"I quit drinking and my beer belly is now a pot belly."
"Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they're for boating."
"My Future I have a lot more trust and faith in my guidance counselor's advice after getting an empty fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant."
"I asked my girlfriend if she could wake me up with oral sex. I woke up to her sitting on my face."
"What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter"
"What do you call a huge pair of tits you want to see but never get a chance to? Cliffhangers"
"Life is like a penis... Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free... It's women who make it hard!"
"Gardens (only clean joke I know) Why don't you tell secrets in a garden? Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk."