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Joke of the Day
"Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers? Because they make it here."
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"Guys, Trump isn't Hitler... ...because Hitler actually won the popular vote."
"*smashes into treehouse* Gimme all ur snacks! *kid reaches for cans on a string to make emergency call but I already snipped the string*"
"Damn girl, your ass is like an avacado It's that good kinda fat"
"There are 10 types of people... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Why are artists the only guys who can sleep with comedians? Because drawing is the only way to make a comic strip."
"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"TIFU. She was on top."
"""Your cute"" ""My cute what?"""
"What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy? Communionism"