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Joke of the Day

"What does the gay horse eat? Haaaaayyyyy"

"People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia..."

"You must be the square root of -1 Because you can't be real."

"Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there..."

"I bought my kid some McDonald's today. He really doesn't like stocks though."

"Selfies are just sad reminders that you have no friends willing to take pictures of your face and cleavage."

"A man was about to jump off a cliff... ...and before he jumped he said, ""I'm doing this for Jesus Christ!"" I think he took a leap of faith."

"Some guy jumped me in the alley...! Yeah he was so nice. My battery had run out because I left my lights on!"

"I got fired from the orange juice factory. I couldn't concentrate."

"Did you know that clumsy people are more likely to be obese? That's because they keep walking into things.........like McDonald's."