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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots, you racist!"
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"What is a Nazi baker's secret ingredient? White Flour!"
"Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig."
"Are you spectacularly unfunny? But have heard the way funny people talk? Ever considered a career in morning radio?"
"Let me tell you about the raccoons that hangout in my garbage. They all have pistols and they would kill ur whole family for one Pringle"
"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."
"I'm emotionally constipated I haven't given a shit in days."
"My friend recently bought a home near me at a local skimming pond It's only a stones throw away."
"How many ""sup dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam."
"Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join Tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with"