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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots, you racist!"
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"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck his dick."
"In light of the DNC event and my own recent experience with the forced install of windows 10.. What do the Clinton's have in common with Bill Gates? They both no longer need your consent."
"I always looked up to my Grandad... I especially remember his last words. Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!!!"
"Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt? They have eruptile dysfunction"
"I'm tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment I did it once and killed a cyclist."
"toothpaste is a big scam. if ur tooth falls out, it stays out. toothpaste Will Not paste it back in."
"My Asian girlfriend says that a small dick is no problem, although I'd prefer if she didn't had one."
"When people write, ""your dumb,"" maybe it's not a typo--they just mean stupidity belongs to you. ""Here's your dumb now leave."""
"Every journey has a beginning. -ahem- Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world..."