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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the pornstar join the navy? There was too much seamen."
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"There's a couple sitting next to each other Wife: I will make you the happiest person on earth Husband: I will miss you"
"we lost our power ""why?"" a transformer blew up by our house *eyes widen* ""that's awes-"" it's not as cool as it sounds"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's not enough to change the bulb; we have to change the *system*."
"Think you're smart? Try explaining daylight savings time to a kid."
"What drink can wrongly convict a black man? Tequila Mockingbird"
"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft."
"Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist? Because he was sketchy."
"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common? 84% of their dna"
"Narcos + Sushi thought for the day: How have I never come across a roll called the ""Pablo Escolar""? That is all. You may laugh now."