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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"
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"What's the difference between a jew and... ...Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a boy scaut? A boy scout comes back from a camp."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."
"I just found I'm asexual... I'm just looking for A person to be sexual with"
"4th grade student: How old are you? Me: Quite a bit older than you. Student: So like 23? Me: Deal. Tell all your friends."
"Put my grandma on speed dial Call that Instagram. My friend told me this a little while ago."
"Oh you're in the shower? Here's the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode"
"If Yao Ming decides to a get cat, he should name it Meow Ming."
"How many goals did Germany score? A brazillian"
"There are 3 types of people in the world... Those who can count and those who can't"