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Joke of the Day
"There are 3 types of people in the world... Those who can count and those who can't"
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"I have been checking Facebook less and less. If this continues, I'll eventually forget about all those people for the 2nd time."
"When walking behind someone at night, let them know you're not dangerous by yelling ""DO NOT FEAR ME"" very loudly"
"Music star Kenny Rogers announced his retirement yesterday. In other news, Kenny Rogers is still alive, apparently."
"I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster"
"Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting. But no gorillas were shot on my watch."
"Sometimes you have to make a stand. Not there though. You're blocking the TV."
"Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised? They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off."
"I'm from the 80's. We ate cookies instead of deleting them."
"What do you say when someone asks you to make a fat person leave? ""Piece of cake."""