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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a jew and... ...Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a boy scaut? A boy scout comes back from a camp."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house. (awkward silence) knock knock. (who's there?) The chicken. Feel free to try on your friends, its a good laugh."

"I like my men how I like my coffee. Sweet."

"What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game? They manifest Destiny"

"A friend and I just decided that in 10 years if we aren't married we will tell each other what's honestly wrong about ourselves."

"I just think there are a lot more animals out there we could be eating."

"I ended up in jail the other night and the guys across from me had glued themselves together... It was very confusing."

"What will be after homo sapiens in evolution? Homo genius."

"What medical condition are Clinton supporters currently experiencing? Tendienitis"

"How do you spot the violent kids at the circus? They go straight for the juggler."