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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a jew and... ...Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a boy scaut? A boy scout comes back from a camp."

"If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? No, because trees can't talk."

"Today my wife asked, ""would you still love me if I was ugly and fat?"" Turns out ""Yes I do"" was not the right answer."

"What is long and hard on a Newfie? Grade 1."

"What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito"

"What do you call a group of prison bull-dykes? Ellen Degenerates"

"Why does the shortage of strip clubs in the middle east make ISIS so angry? Because there aren't enough ho stages."

"I recently bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I dunno what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"

"every snail has a perfectly baked cinnamon bun inside its shell"

"What's one cracker plus two crackers. [257 Calories](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)"