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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."
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"What does one star say to another star when they meet? Glad to meteor!"
"Help stop early childhood obesity It's as easy taking candy from a baby."
"""Sir, the good news is that your colon looks great. Maybe even the best I've ever seen. The bad news is that I'm just a hobo with a hobby."""
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse sues him for discrimination and wins $4.3 million and the bar."
"*crumples a hamburger next to the phone* sorry, i'm having trouble hearing u over this delicious hamburger noise call u later ok"
"The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize."
"Why do black people like basketball? Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing."
"Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing"
"What kind of train eats too much? a chew chew train"