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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat relative around Halloween? A plump-kin"
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"A Scotsman walks into a bar.... There is usually an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman, but they're all still in France :("
"Instead of murder/suicide, I'm contemplating the rare suicide/murder, whereby I jump out a high window and land on my girlfriend."
"I went to the zoo the other day. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."
"[5-year-old and 3-year-old scream at each other] Me: Is that how your mom and I settle arguments? 5: You want me to sleep on the couch?"
"What do you call a black gynecologist? A gynecologist, you racist bastard!"
"What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving? Shirenara!"
"All out of clean spoons so I guess I'll just eat this fat free yogurt with my gun."
"How do you drown a blonde? Stick a scratch and sniff to the bottom of a pool."
"Cow joke. Maybe sex for a cow aint great since the bull dick is jerky."