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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo the other day. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."

"The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe? ""My sexual preference is Narnia business."""

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniac [Wat](http://m.imgur.com/mSC9hv0)"

"[arguing with friend about chemistry] *cop walks up* do we have a problem here? Me: No. We will find a solution once you argon, officer."

"Why did the Storm Trooper decide to buy an Iphone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."

"For Halloween I put a empty bowl outside my door with a sign that says ""please take one"" That way it looks like I actually had candy once"

"I threw my laptop into the ocean.. Its a Dell rolling in the deep."

"TRUE STORY Just made this restaurant change its ""All you can drink Brunch"" Policy."

"Why are dogs such terrible dancers? They have two left feet."

"The next time somebody complains about millennials, maybe remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hardwood floors."