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Joke of the Day

"How do you drown a blonde? Stick a scratch and sniff to the bottom of a pool."

"Why doesn't anyone like jelly donuts? They have fillings too..."

"My dad asked what I want for my birthday, I said 'I wanna watch'... so he let me! Let's hear YOUR favorite one liners! Cred to Rodney Dangerfield for that one."

"What's your most messed up/morally wrong joke?"

"""I saw the Facebook Movie yesterday. It's a good movie. It touched all my emotions: LOL, OMG, WTF..."""

"Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman."

"People who come up with these recommended serving sizes might just be the most deluded human beings on the planet."

"Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven? A: God gave him his gas bill."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? (x-post from /r/adviceanimals) Because if they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"Why did the blind couple get divorced? They couldn't see eye to eye"