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Joke of the Day
"Cow joke. Maybe sex for a cow aint great since the bull dick is jerky."
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"The other day, I went to www.conjunctivitis.com ... Now *that's* a site for sore eyes..."
"Why don't Jews live on Jupiter? Because its a gas planet!"
"When grocery shopping, I only buy foods that can also be used as a weapon. Cantaloupe is a good example of this."
"I, for one, like Roman numerals"
"What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions? A crime fighter."
"How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !"
"A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period."
"What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final? HDMI"
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