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Joke of the Day

"Cow joke. Maybe sex for a cow aint great since the bull dick is jerky."

"It's a plant shaped like an egg. EGGPLANT! It's a place where we make fire. FIREPLACE! Diving in the sky. SKYDIVING! Humans are creative."

"Autocorrect: Can't live with it, can't live meow it."

"How thin do you have to be to go skinny dipping?"

"Did you hear about the gay german? Apparently he Adolf Hitler."

"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."

"My ""Sleep Number"" is vodka."

"In almost every situation, Nutella makes a great substitute for love."

"Matthew McConaughay is for Matthew McConaughorses"

"One of my favorite things about raps music is the fun ethnic code words they use for everyday things like money & women. I'm learning a lot!"