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Joke of the Day

"What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving? Shirenara!"

"Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane? good karma."

"How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused? loading..."

"Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm."

"I hate the French They give me the Crepes"

"What's the difference between Sin and Shame? It's a sin to put it in, and a shame to pull it out."

"When your friends start with the Dead Baby jokes, hit them with this (NSFW): How do you blend a baby? Feet first so you can cum in its mouth as it screams."

"Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: A chopped baby"

"So today is Star Wars day May the fourth be with you!"

"My friend was telling animal puns I thought they were boaring."