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Joke of the Day

"[5-year-old and 3-year-old scream at each other] Me: Is that how your mom and I settle arguments? 5: You want me to sleep on the couch?"

"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? because their fingers are so big."

"OMG IT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!! ~ My dog every time I use a broom"

"There we were, two men against an army... Boy, did we beat the hell out of those two guys."

"What do you call a gay Jew? A he-blew."

"""Hey girl, you ever dated a monk before?"" ""no? well how would you like to get into the habit?"""

"[karate tournament] coach: Billy sweep the leg! me in the crowd: haha hey billy vacuum his head! *Billy just wails opponent with a Dyson*"

"My Viagra addiction ..was the hardest time of my life."

"How are a hobo and a balloon alike? Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)"

"What is small, dark, and knocking at the door? The future"