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Joke of the Day
"Why do farts smell? ... For the benefit of the deaf!"
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"Love me sister, I incest."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He needed to get that high score"
"How do you cure a Jewish kid of ADD By sending him to a concentration camp"
"Reality! 11:30- I will go to bed soon. 03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory."
"I have a great joke Newcastle United"
"My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"
"If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his d!ck ... maybe squint a little bit"
"I only chill with professional alcoholics!!!"
"Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries? Drunken Donuts"