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Joke of the Day
"Why do farts smell? ... For the benefit of the deaf!"
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"What's the difference between math and meth? One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth."
"What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend? Don't be koi."
"How can you tell if your sperm count is high? Your partner has to chew before they swallow."
"I like my women, like I like my coffee with cream in it"
"Taking a nap until my carbon monoxide detector stops beeping."
"At a KKK chapterhouse I'd like to join the Klan. Ok, to do that you must kill six niggers and a cat. What? Why the cat? Welcome to the Klan!"
"I clocked this beautiful woman earlier. I'll probably never see her againit was a pretty big clock."
"What is Jamaica's favorite male bird? The mongoose."
"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."