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Joke of the Day

"I like my women, like I like my coffee with cream in it"

"The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch."

"When someone says ""but i thought..."" in defense Well, a guy thought that shit is a sugar so he shat into his cofee. How did that help him, hm? Props to my dad for this one."

"What is it called when an Ethiopian takes a shit? Bragging"

"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes then I probably reposted somebody elses joke"

"[Long] longest joke in the world My dick Didn't see that coming."

"How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T."

"All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way."

"How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long? AHEM!"

"What's the difference between my grandma and a baby? My grandma doesn't die when I fuck her."