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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."

"What do they do to dead scientists? They barium."

"While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train... She said to me, ""What's black and white and red all over?"" ""Wow,"" I said, ""You can speak English?"" ""Just a riddle,"" she said."

"Do you know what my least favorite thing about drinking goats milk is? Getting the grass stains off my back."

"Did you know tank tops were illegal until the U.S constitution came out? It gave people the right to bare arms."

"I was going to say a gay joke... butt fuck it."

"I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it."

"Kanye smashing his bathroom mirror to free the other Kanye trapped behind the glass."

"Don't sweat the petty stuff Always take time to pet the sweaty stuff"

"A Banana and a Vibrator are sitting on a bedside table the banana says ""I dont know why YOU'RE shaking, she's gonna fucking eat ME"""