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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between math and meth? One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth."
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"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."
"Black Super Mario *Jumps on mushroom* *Throws fireball at turtle* *Slides down sewer pipe* *Arrested for assault, arson, and trespass*"
"Q:Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees? A:Because Germans like to march in the shade."
"Did you hear about the guy born with 5 dicks? His pants fit like a glove."
"You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them."
"What do dildos and tofu have in common? They're both substitutes for meat."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool? Bob"
"If you're paddling a canoe up a river and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones."
"If sex with 3 people is called a 3 some, sex with 2 people is called a 2 some.. Then I know why everyone calls you handsome."