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Joke of the Day
"What do tornados and black people have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood"
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"Thank you, pencil sharpeners! For always making a good point."
"It's so rude when someone's phone goes off in class. Some of us are trying to sleep."
"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it."
"4 y/o: how does Santa go to everyone's house in one night me: warp speed 4 y/o: warp speed isn't real me: neither is Santa go to sleep"
"I don't remember anything about being born, I must have been WASTED"
"What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it? Arkansas"
"The inauguration is today... Trump: Unprecedented Obama: Un-Presidented"
"While everyone is pre-occupied with the reddit CEO/admins/FPH ban, don't forget what's really important The New England Patriots deflated their footballs."
"You might think you're smart until you try using someone else's microwave."