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Joke of the Day

"I clocked this beautiful woman earlier. I'll probably never see her againit was a pretty big clock."

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and he will spend hundreds of dollars on equipment he will use 3 times a year"

"Did you know that West Virginia's state sport is sex? It's a game the whole family can enjoy!"

"What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain."

"I am one bottle of shower gel away from being able to open my own Christmas gift shop in my shower."

"Starting a cover band called ""A Book"" so no one can judge us."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8."

"Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player? He kept trying to tune her G string."

"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens."

"Nice try, self check out lanes. There's not even any mirrors."