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Joke of the Day

"Howabout plastic, reusable tortilla chips where you could just suck the guacamole off them?"

"I know what it's like to be pulled back from death and appreciate life more since I dropped my cell phone in the toilet and it still works"

"When an intoxicated person is blabbering, 60% of whatever he/she says is true."

"What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get? Man*slowturn*."

"Has anyone ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger."

"What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up? a Drag Queen"

"I'm going to open a store called Chasm It will be like the Gap, but a lot bigger."

"A man heard that over 90% of car accidents happen within 15 km of home. So he moved."

"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."