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Joke of the Day
"I changed my mind Wife: I changed my mind... Husband: Does the new one work?"
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"Are you a pinky toe? Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"
"Did you hear about the baker who got electrocuted last week? He stood on a bun and a currant shot up his leg."
"What side of the chicken has the most feathers? The Outside!"
"Pigs in a blanket Hey, isn't that the same as an undercover cop?"
"What do you call a big Eastern European sausage? Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)"
"There's no bigger psychopath than the guy working out at the gym in jeans."
"A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says ""get out!"""
"I've pre-planned my funeral to include a 32 minute montage of the times I've accidentally waved hello to someone waving to someone behind me."
"Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over"