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Joke of the Day
"I changed my mind Wife: I changed my mind... Husband: Does the new one work?"
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"Bernie Sanders had a rally in Los Angeles last night attended by over 27,000 supporters. The rally set the world record for most Priuses in one parking lot."
"Just once, I'd like to see a cactus that isn't flexing."
"Why Hitler used uBoots? Because the enemy did nazi them coming."
"I find the f1 key really attractive. I think I need help."
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"""Great speech! Have you thought about giving it from behind a wooden box for some reason?"" - podium salesman"
"Boss: I thought I said no costumes this week. Me: These are my clothes."
"Knuckle tats: (I)(M)(H)(U)(N)(G)(R)(Y)"
"Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably dear. I still have all of mine."