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Joke of the Day
"its shanksgiving, be thankful i havent stabbed u yet."
Next Joke
"rest of the week anyway."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished."
"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes."
"Two antennas met on a roof... they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent."
"I asked this woman if shed join the membership gnomesayin"
"Periodic joke Do you have any Nitrogen Monoxide jokes? NO"
"I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble."
"incredibly rude how everyones out with their dogs rubbing in the fact they have a dog"
"Why are americans bad at DotA ? Because they cant defend their towers."