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Joke of the Day

"For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair"

"What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil? A Zikachu"

"Japan's soccer team"

"How do you get over a crush you've had since high school? Leave the dungeon door unlocked."

"When I was a kid I used to dream about swimming in an ocean of soda... ....but when I grew up I realised it was just a Fantasea"

"Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!"

"Worst joke:joker said I'm not a joker"

"Why are most male squirrels gay? Cuz they love nuts!"

"Do you know why super villains are so good at math? Because of all their practice plotting."

"I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with me when I get Alzheimer's"