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Joke of the Day
"How do trees get on the internet? They log in."
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"Have you heard that China's panda project is disastrously failing? All of the pandas are dying of pneumonia. It's causing pandaneumonium."
"What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies? Go for the Jugular (juggler)!"
"I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza"
"Scientists say there are now 4 confirmed states of matter Solid matter Liquid matter Gas matter and most recently... Black Lives matter"
"I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket ""Watch me kick that bucket"""
"There needs to be a universal hand signal to let people know they still have their blinker on. Mouthing ""you're dead asshole"" isn't working."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay"
"What car does a japanese girl love to ride Nee-san"
"I don't know what Germany's favorite letter is but I can definitely tell you it's... Not C."