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Joke of the Day
"I dont think anyone flushed the toilet because i dont need to hear all of your shit"
Next Joke
"Knock knock. *Knock knock!* *Who's there?* *The pilot, let me in!*"
"Quickest way to offend a Jew you tell them Noweh!"
"No matter how hard I tried to push the envelope... It was still stationery."
"I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too."
"What's faster than the speed of light? The speed of *how fast my wife jumps to conclusions*"
"What does the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down? Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!"
"I thought it was polite to open doors for women.. But she just screamed and flew out the plane."
"I had to put my dog down today. I'd been carrying her for a while."