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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the nudists that attempted to forcefully take over a local beach? It was roundly condemned as a case of naked aggression."

"What do you call a dizzy Asian? Disoriented."

"The coolest Superhero would be The Inaudible Woman."

"Say ""Unreliable Airline"" three times fast. Delta Delta Delta"

"The human body can survive 28 days without food, but only 11 minutes without Internet."

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with the light on."

"I'd like to go to Holland some day... Wooden shoe?"

"I like my woman how I like my books Leather-bound and broken spined."

"Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it'll take 10 episodes."