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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when two amoebas say hi? A micro-transaction."
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"2016 That's it."
"The moment you realise... The new COD has space battles and Star Wars battlefront doesn't."
"How is having sex with a woman and eating at KFC similar? After you're done with the juicy breasts and the tender thighs, all there's left to do is to throw the bone in the greasy box."
"I spent last night at the 'As Seen on TV' store. I wanted to party like it's $19.99."
"What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pitbull on a children's playground."
"Yo mama so fat When she taps on the QWERTY Keyboard 26 letters pop out."