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Joke of the Day

"My husband went camping w/ his buddies. He packed a hatchet, 2 liters of Jack & a 3yo's Hello Kitty sleeping bag. He's gonna die out there."

"Please write my tombstone in Comic Sans font."

"And we're still calling it auto ""correct"" because...."

"What's Up Doc? by Howie Dewin"

"Where do you hide after killing a black person? behind a badge"

"Have you seen the features on the next-gen iPhone? Just google 'Galaxy S4 reviews'."

"Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat? Because it was clothed."

"Why did the comedian go to the dog pound? To work on his put-downs."

"RT if u ever stare at a computer screen for so many hours that ur body ceases to exist and u live entirely within a virtual reality"

"TIL J. Cole robbed a bank and was never caught despite there being several witnesses When police sketch artists asked witnesses for a description of the robber they said he had no features."