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Joke of the Day
"And we're still calling it auto ""correct"" because...."
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"What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!"
"The bartender fainted."
"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
"How high are you? Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?"
"My SO told me she had never heard of Einstein's Theory of Relativity before today. I said, ""It's about time!"""
"Have you heard about the guy who finally overcame his coprophilia? He got off scat-free"
"A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar... A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. Immediately, the bartender walks up and says: ""Hey! You guys can hang out here...just don't try and start anything."""
"Would bet there's a math equation that can tell how many kids a person has by measuring the amount of Cheerios on the floor of their car ..."
"Just because your kid says, ""You're my hero"" does not mean you can pick them up at school wearing a cape, apparently"