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"What's Up Doc? by Howie Dewin"

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"Vegans can be so uptight. They should learn to take a yolk."
"I recently asked a serial-killer/serial-rapist/psychopath what she's doing. She replied, ""Good."""
"If I had a dollar for every repost I saw on r/Jokes... I'd have a lot of money"
"They refused to take my order just because I was wearing a dastardly Dracula cape. The people at the blood bank have no sense of humour."
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he kneaded a poo."
"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, its to post the wrong answer."
"A Roman Walks into a Bar He holds up two fingers, and says ""'l'll Have 5 Beers Please"""
"Man! Did anyone else see the result of the Egypt vs Ethopia soccer game? Egypt: 8. Ethopia: Didn't."
"What kind of meat is the cheapest?.. Deer balls Cause they're under a buck!"