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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat? Because it was clothed."
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"""Oh my god! Sarah Jessica Parker is a competitive sprinter?!"" ""Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."""
"Pennywise the clown to Ronald ""you disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary."" Ronald McDonald: ""I've killed more people than you."""
"We're learning more about the sale of the L.A. Clippers. Insiders say it came down to a bidding war between Steve Ballmer and Oprah. I'll let you guess who Donald Sterling rooted for."
"Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt."
"That's the thing with mental health It's all in your head."
"Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles."
"They say not to covet which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac."
"One time I got Starmix and Tangfastics mixed up... ...it was a Haribo mistake."
"The cashier told me to have a good New Year like my purchase of oven cleaner and frozen pizza suggests anything else."