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Joke of the Day
"Why did the comedian go to the dog pound? To work on his put-downs."
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"""Bob's here"" Bob the surgeon or Bob who just pretends he's a surgeon? ""We only know one Bob and he's an accountant"" *arm falls off*"
"What did the astronaut get on his science project? He received a T minus."
"People need to stop judging a person by their appearance. Just because i have food stains on my shirt that doesn't mean i have kids."
"Walk into the club like what up does anyone own a black Honda Element because your lights are on"
"A woman at work got really angry with me when I... Politely held the door open for her. She must've been a feminist cos she got real mad and shouted at me ""Do you mind I'm trying to take a shit! """
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone if you want babies throwing rocks everywhere. Dangerous."
"Vibrato: Used by fretless players to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch."
"What do you call people with big ears? Nothing, they might hear you"
"A young woman walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms. Don't want to get pregnant? Says the cashier. ""Nope, my boyfriend doesn't want any shit on his cock."""