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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the features on the next-gen iPhone? Just google 'Galaxy S4 reviews'."
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"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well,well."
"I like my women like I like my coffee, tied up in burlap and thrown over the back of a donkey."
"My buddy told me this one: ""People think I'm ugly until they see my bank account"" ""Then they think I'm ugly and poor."""
"What comes after 69? Mouthwash."
"""I'm not that kind of girl."" ~That kind of girl"
"Can't they show a realistic anti-depressant commercial where the person spends all day on Twitter & they don't own any matching furniture"
"What was the name of the heaviest man in china? Won ton"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... ...they always take things literally"
"There is a new machine for testing your sperm count at home Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample"