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Joke of the Day
"Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!"
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"Two cannibals were eating a clown.... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""
"Shout out to the sense of wonder in the eyes of children. Also to pistachios. I'll eat a shit ton of pistachios. Mmmm pistachios."
"""What's that in the bag?"" ""An AK-47."" ""No next to that."" ""A bag of cheetos."" ""You can't bring that into the movie."""
"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine .. .. but catscan"
"Girl, you be the British and I'll be Paul Revere.... I'll be riding and you'll be coming."
"What's the difference between a homeless man's testicle and a shot of lidocaine in the ass? One is a bum nut and the other is a numb butt"
"How do you make God laugh? Tell him your plans."
"Sometimes I type a 'C' when I meant to type an 'A'. And now I have to apologize to my 'Aunt'"
"Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek? Haydn. [OC]"