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Joke of the Day
"Why was the 4 year old African kid crying? He was having a mid-life crisis."
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"They say anal sex is like your first car... you might not like it but your dad will give it to you anyway!"
"What did one druid say to the other? Bear with me..."
"Didja hear about the new LGBT hockey team gonna play in Boston? (Wait for it ... wait for it ...) Yeah - the Boston Bruouts ..."
"What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly? ""Urine trouble, mate!"""
"What did Consuela say to her boyfriend after he shagged her in the field? Grassy Ass"
"I dream about sleeping with Michael J. Fox I bet he's a really good vibrator."
"Did you hear the one about the three eggs? Too Bad."
"What do wooden whales eat? A plankton."
"I saw a deer yesterday. I asked it if it had any doe. It said yeah, about two bucks."