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Joke of the Day
"Thanks Autocorrect, I did want to bang her braids out."
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"Bart Simpson's chalkboard was the original twitter."
"What's a catalyst? It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows."
"Injections are just like your wedding night A little prick and then it's all over"
"Have you heard about the new Orphanage they're building in Baja Cali, Mexico? They're calling it 'No Mames'"
"Not all of the weird sexual stuff you hear about is as good as it's cracked up to be... I mean you can tell me how great autoerotic asphyxiation is till you're blue in the face."
"I did a theatrical performance on puns once... It was a play on words!!! Ba-dum-Ching!! (I'll let myself out now)"
"Bathroom Break A client told me she had to cut our meeting short to go to the bathroom.... she was full of shit."
"An old man went underwear shopping. ""Boxers or briefs?"" Asked the clerk. ""Depends."""
"Customer: ""It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"""