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Joke of the Day

"Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V? Because they are always V-triggered"

"Would an unfulfilled beer ad bikini model... be known as a sadder Budweiser girl?"

"They're not called grammar nazis anymore. They're the Alt-Write."

"Like father, like son Son: Dad, why do people suffer so much in life? Dad: ... for the final five push-ups."

"I'd just like to thank my English teacher for defining the word Many' for me. It means a lot."

"Wearing shades inside makes me look cool, right? *Trips over the cat*"

"What's a pedophile's favorite food? I'm not sure, I only watch the children eat."

"Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb? They love to watch mistakes being made."

"What do they call mosquitoes in Pakistan? Churchitoes"

"I never know if I should trust a cabdriver with my sexual history."