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Joke of the Day
"The toilets at the philosophy convention were clogged. That was some deep shit man."
Next Joke
"I came here to kick ass and chew gum... And I've got new, longer-lasting Stride, so we'll be here for a while."
"Oh so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths Will, Jaden and Willow"
"Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with Facebook."
"I have the Emergency Alert Warning sound set as the ringtone for when my wife calls."
"Remember, you are statistically more likely to be killed by a donkey than a plane crash. [Donkey Pilot turns and does throat slit gesture]"
"What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube? Sunscribe."
"I bet the YMCA dance is allot harder to do in Chinese."
"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. We have had so many mammaries together."
"Professor: Today's exam is written. Next week we will do oral Class in unison: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"