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Joke of the Day

"I came here to kick ass and chew gum... And I've got new, longer-lasting Stride, so we'll be here for a while."

"Whats the funniest joke you know? You."

"Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box."

"Let's raise our glasses. I'll say something then we all touch glasses to acknowledge what I said. We'll name this action after cooked bread"

"Yeah, I know what my neighbors wear to bed. Not because I look in their windows; I just see them during the day at Walmart."

"If ""loving you"" is wrong, then i don't want to be right!"

"What is E.T. short for? Hes got wee legs"

"Why is Unidan's current account called UnidanX? It's his tenth alt account."

"I think Trump might be the guy to turn the US around... But I fear his next move will be to bend it over."

"I wonder if they sell tumbleweeds on eBay, as it would be cool to have a few following me around the office wherever I go"