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Joke of the Day

"Professor: Today's exam is written. Next week we will do oral Class in unison: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"

"Hipsters only listen to songs like Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen You've probably never heard of it."

"I'm the cat whisperer. because I whisper, ""I could kill you with my bare hands"" to them daily."

"Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: They use honeycombs."

"Flash floods in Arizona last night. We nominate California and Texas. #ALSIceBucketChallenge"

"What's a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common? They have to smell it but they can't taste it!"

"What do you call four condoms who play music together? A rubber band."

"I ordered a chicken and egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."

"What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't? A living Ben and Gwen."