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Joke of the Day
"Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with Facebook."
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"The train station is where the train stops. The bus station is where the bus stops. At my desk I have a workstation."
"What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt? Lacoste intolerant."
"Dance like no one is watching you while secretly videotaping to later be posted on YouTube so you become the latest worldwide laughing stock"
"Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish? In Wales."
"I almost got my fingers stuck in my cheese grater. It's one of my greater fears."
"Jewish joke! What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven."
"Standup comedian It gets up in public, at public places; thus making me awkward, and the passersby laugh. My dick is a great standup comedian."
"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States."
"Married girls are so lucky. They can post anything they want on here because they already tricked some dumb guy into marrying them."