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Joke of the Day

"Just once in my life... ...I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my dick is."

"I've fallen into a sar chasm. Totally didn't break my legs! It's a regular party down here!"

"How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake."

"Dont like dogs They can be a bit RUFF!"

"Luigi: You got your own land, world & galaxy. Can I have Mario Mansion? Mario: ok fine [under breath] gonna put a bunch of ghosts in it tho"

"What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie Dicks"

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you."

"A girl recognised me This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore."

"Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the bathtub."

"Time flies when you throw clocks."