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Joke of the Day

"A girl recognised me This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore."

"Q. What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common? A. Both are made to capture special moments."

"Have you ever been camping with a guy who has uncontrollable diarrhea? Shit's intense."

"How easy is it to stroll along on pies? Well, it's no cakewalk."

"why didn't the bicycle cross the road? because it was two-tired."

"I got in touch with my inner self today That's the last time I buy single-ply toilet paper."

"I would like to tell you guys a joke... ...but I'd rather keep it about the film."

"damn girl are you a mouse because your body is decomposing in my drywall"

"Just once can we make someone regret inviting 10,000 people to their Facebook event."

"Women are a lot like tennis rallies Occasionally, a back hand is needed to stay in control"