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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie Dicks"

"Alcohol is an excellent solvent. It dissolves marriages, friendships and organs."

"Don't be fooled by looks, butterflies taste just like moths."

"What do kazoos and my father have in common? They were both around for a short time in the '90s only to be unheard of from then on."

"Q: What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? A: Shore."

"When skinny girls say ""I'm so fat"" to fish for a compliment from me, I just agree."

"""It's good but it's not right."" Roy Walker having sex with a corpse."

"Dating is easy. You just *goes into fetal position*"

"What is it like to be a woman in comedy? I would say it's 1% jokes & 99% answering this question."

"[2 years after going missing at zoo] wife: [points at TV] ""omg thats him"" me: [on the news inside kangaroos pouch] ""why is noone helping me"""