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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie Dicks"
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"2 atoms walk into a bar One atom says to the other, ""Oh no, I've lost an electron!"" The other asks ""Are you sure?"" To which the atom replies, ""I'm positive!"""
"Go deep throat a cactus."
"Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says ""we don't serve noble gasses here""... helium doesn't react."
"Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and"
"A gentleman never eats his soup by soaking it into his tie and squeezing it out into his mouth"
"dollar store pregnancy test instructions say to pee on the stick then wait 9 months"
"He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet."
"Tell the punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?"
"Why did the violinist go to jail? For fingering A Minor."