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Joke of the Day
"What is it about being blind... ...that makes people want to walk their dog so much?"
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"What did the Chinese government say about the air pollution? Suck it up!"
"What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet? A stay at home dad"
"A German entrepreneur is opening up a new furniture department store. Word is, its going to be called Kikea."
"What's Dee Barnes favourite headphones? Beats by Dre"
"What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall? Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)"
"Somehow,, We've got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under."
"Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion? Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion."
"What did the Leper say to the Prostitute after they finished? ""Keep the tip."""
"Would you like to hear an original joke about Anal Beads...? Well, if you're lucky, later on in the night I might try to slip one in..."