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Joke of the Day
"What was Jesus's least favourite exercise class? Pontius Pilates."
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"What do you call gungan served raw? Tartare Binks..."
"""You can't tell me we going to get tacos, then say we going to do acid instead"" whoever I heard say this on the street yesterday Plz explain"
"Let's raise our glasses. I'll say something then we all touch glasses to acknowledge what I said. We'll name this action after cooked bread"
"The people in charge of hell sometimes visit North Korea just to exchange ideas."
"Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell."
"how many cooks does it take to change a lightbulb? one, and nine to stand around and say how they did it at their old job...."
"What do you get for the women who has everything? A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything."
"On Halloween, how do skeletons call their friends? With their iBone."
"Some members of Alphaville wanted to undergo Freud based therapy. They talked it out and decided it would be better to stay forever Jung."