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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos"
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"What starts with ""F"" and ends with ""uck""? Fuck."
"My girlfriend hates when I correct her grammar. She's like ""What's with all the red pen marks in my diary?"""
"What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app? Spotafly."
"I like my woman just like my muffin I prefer the top and never eat the bottom."
"They say I can take the catheter out next week. And no, I'll never piss on an electric fence again"
"Describe your sex life with a video-game title. Uncharted."
"How do you prevent alcoholism? Shots."
"Why do grocery stores double-bag everything? Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong?"
"Did you guys hear about the Great Potato Famine in Ireland? Seriously, how hard is it to feed your potatoes?"