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Joke of the Day

"PREGNANCY TEST! Girl: Dad, what's better? to pass or to fail? Dad: To pass obviously Girl: OH GOOD, YOU'LL BE PROUD OF ME! I PASSED MY PREGNANCY TEST!"

"I have a confession to make, I am a lesbian... Trapped in a man's body."

"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large."

"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub"

"A gay guy wants a tattoo of truck on his penis... Tattoo artist asks ""What kind of truck do you want on it?"" Gay guy says ""It better be a 4x4 cause it's going to get muddy."""

"I broke into and robbed a large shop in Ireland last week. I nearly got caught, the police had covered all the exits, so I escaped through the entrance."

"What did the Jewish baby say to the Rabbi? Keep the tip."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you."

"I think my wife has a surprise vacation planned. She left a note by the bed telling me I had until tomorrow to have my bags packed."

"Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?"